Only a few more days and it’s V-day.
This afternoon, I spent some time looking at girly stuff that would be fun to have on that grossly commercialized holiday. I came up with the following:

Lady Godiva Chocolates
Lady Godiva Chocolates. Omg, what could be more sinful? I know, I’ll probably bitch later about how the chocolates inflated my already large tub o’ lard. But whatever. Lady Godiva chocolates are divine.

How can someone go wrong with flowers?
Even though I’ve begun to love flowers (because I used to really hate flowers), I am still allergic to pollen, but who cares? Flowers are really nice to look at. And my choice? Tulips! Or maybe… I think I will accept any kind plant for my garden. Yeah, I think I prefer the latter. Having a nice addition to my garden is much more preferable than bouquets that will wilt in a few days.

Romantic Comedies, ftw!
Watching romantic comedies is one of the things I would love to do on Valentine’s Day. Rarely do I watch romantic comedies and chick flicks, so V-day is a logical enough excuse to be sillier than I normally am.
Now for the best part, what I really, really want for V-day… is the owner of the blog below:

Oh, the dirty things I would do to the blogger of EE.
I’m pretty sure none of you readers would like to know what’s going on in my mind.
Mmmmm.