The Passionate Life of a Pervy Mom

So some French anti-smoking ad campaign includes fellatio-inspired posters. The thought makes me LOL. I WANNA SEE ONE! UPDATE: I HAVE SEEN ONE! LOOK!

According to Reuters, the poster depicts teenagers in a pose as if they were giving head to a cigarette. Who wants to do a cigarette thin thing cigarette?

Update: Thanks to a friend who sent me the link to the said poster. I will sleep soundly tonight.

Way to go, blondie. *applause*

As it turns out, Computer Engineer Barbie is her 125th career ever since she became the hot item and (ridiculously) idolized icon by little girls worldwide. Myself included.

Computer Engineer! Wow, Barbie! Kudos for finishing school aaall the waaaaay. And getting a degree. And learning to read binary.

I liked Barbie dolls, I still do. In fact, I would like to start collecting again.

Talking about the Optimus Maximus keyboard.

Me: Ano yan? (What’s that?)
Daddy: Keyboard. Each key is a screen.
Me: Anong kakaiba dyan at mahal? (What’s so unique about it that it’s so expensive?)
Daddy: You can program it to show anything.
Me: Huh? Di ko naman maintindihan. (I don’t understand.)
Daddy: Pwede mo customize nakadisplay sa bawat key. (You can customize what to display on each key.)
Me: I still dont get it.
Daddy: For the people who can’t do anything else with money. Me: Ok…

Geez.

I know a lot of things, but I don’t know everything.

So sometimes, I may need to have things simplified so I can catch on, just like in an earlier conversation.

From now on, every time you see this photo, will mean I am posting about us. LOL. <3 We look so happy.

So anyway, it went like this.

Daddy: I’m gonna put some thermal compound on my CPU.
Me: ….
Daddy: I’m gonna put some goo on my laptop.
Daddy: Ok?
Me: Ok…

So afterwards I just had to ask what the goo is for. And he says, “Thermal compound. Better heat absorption.”

Deep breath. Too much, too much for me.

I’m going back to staring at him.

Only a few more days and it’s V-day.

This afternoon, I spent some time looking at girly stuff that would be fun to have on that grossly commercialized holiday. I came up with the following:

Lady Godiva Chocolates

Lady Godiva Chocolates. Omg, what could be more sinful? I know, I’ll probably bitch later about how the chocolates inflated my already large tub o’ lard. But whatever. Lady Godiva chocolates are divine.

How can someone go wrong with flowers?

Even though I’ve begun to love flowers (because I used to really hate flowers), I am still allergic to pollen, but who cares? Flowers are really nice to look at. And my choice? Tulips! Or maybe… I think I will accept any kind plant for my garden. Yeah, I think I prefer the latter. Having a nice addition to my garden is much more preferable than bouquets that will wilt in a few days.

Romantic Comedies, ftw!

Watching romantic comedies is one of the things I would love to do on Valentine’s Day. Rarely do I watch romantic comedies and chick flicks, so V-day is a logical enough excuse to be sillier than I normally am.

Now for the best part, what I really, really want for V-day… is the owner of the blog below:

Oh, the dirty things I would do to the blogger of EE.

I’m pretty sure none of you readers would like to know what’s going on in my mind.

Mmmmm.

I’m too tired to write about my day, so here. Have a video.

Not that I like being outdoors but, I like playing with water. In my garden.

And for your information, I took extra care making sure no neighborhood gossip was outside on the street to see me. Gawd.

Yesterday morning my son decided to be helpful in the garden.

Dude, there’s nothing to water up there.

Or not.

But isn’t he so cute? He loves playing in the garden, just as much as I do. Well, actually, he likes playing with the water. Just like I do.